Sir.laugh.alot

04/01/2026

😆

04/01/2026

Bruh say white boy was in that WH kitchen like our granny use to be

04/01/2026

04/01/2026

Smh

02/23/2026

What is the plan when yall get to heaven with Thad gay s**t?
Yall got a plan? Like “Dear God I can water paint the rainbow 🌈 “

I wanna see. I swear I’m going to have a reason to come to the gate with a question every single time whenever you get there. the way in this world is going and I might as well just grab a chair and sit there. I want to hear what you say when he lets you off mute.

02/23/2026

Some of these hoes not even gay they just don’t have no man to let them live free.
Men don’t pay for trash 🐱
Women don’t know what trash 🐱 is.

01/09/2026

😂

01/09/2026

IKYFL

01/09/2026

01/04/2026

Y’all I ate this gurl 🐱 and i thought she was born a man and j was tasting mesh metal

She told me 🚩 was “water is nasty”
If she sat that nikka 🏃🏾‍♂️💨
So this 🦀 said she drinks 🧉 coconut 💦
Over a week i seen
🍷🥤🥃☕️ even mocha’s 🍵.

She eats clean 🥗 🥙🌯🧆🍲🍣🍮🥩🍚🐟 no pork or sweets really.
But why did her 🐱 taste like a 9 volt🔋 ?
A old 🪙 ? A 🔩 🤮

Str8 ⬆️ trifling from now on im giving shawty a bottle of water 💦 & if she doesn’t drink it &  when I ask why she say its nasty im sending her sto with $40 to put in the ⛽️ tank & leaving her with that as uber funds smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

Try watering your plants 🪴 with what you drink
They gone die It’s all acid!

01/01/2026

BELIEVE HER

12/17/2025

If its natural yesssss
I think alot of women gain weight and get overweight on purpose to have a fat assess
But when shes slim thick 90s fine as they say
I wanna dig 🪏 in it