10/23/2026
Told you he was staying. 🐊
Everyone else left the room. The Alligator is still here, arms crossed, unimpressed, and not going anywhere.
🪵 Carved by hand from a single block of solid wood. Zero resin. Zero plastic.
👀 Heavy brows and half-closed eyes, every facet cut with a chisel
🪓 Every scale and tooth cut by hand, so no two are quite alike
📏 About 3.5 inches tall: small enough for a desk, shelf or workbench, big enough to judge you
A funny little gift for the reptile person in your life, or anyone who could use a roommate with no opinions (out loud).
https://www.beerusty.com/products/crocodile-figurine-hand-carved-wooden-animal-figurines