Northern Lightning Hands LLC

01/21/2025

All missiles deployed 💣

12/22/2024

SUPER EXCLUSIVE MERCH DROP!
*only 100 made*
& just in time for this cold weather! 🌬❄️

If you're feeling fomo from missing the xmas party and didn't get one of these, it may be your lucky day!

We are doing a giveaway to ONE lucky winner!

The winner will be chosen on January 1st, 2025! 🥳

Help us get to 2k followers!!

Rules for giveaway:

🖤 Like this post
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🖤 Tag a friend who isn't currently following us

12/14/2024

⚠️ A SEVERE WEATHER ALERT HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR CHI-TOWN AND SURROUNDING AREAS. A HIGH VOLTAGE LIGHTNING STORM HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN ILLINOIS. ⚠️ THIS ELECTRIC STORM IS PREDICTED TO ONLY GET STRONGER WITH TIME. 50+ LIGHTNING STRIKES TOUCHING DOWN 24/7/365. WEATHER IS HIGHLY UNSUITABLE FOR THE WEAK, DISHONEST, AND COWARDICE INDIVIDUALS. A SHELTER IN PLACE ORDER HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR ALL INDIVIDUALS WHO SUFFER FROM A LACK OF INTEGRITY. THE SHELTER IN PLACE WILL STAY IN EFFECT FOR ALL SPINELESS AND HEARTLESS INDIVIDUALS FOR THE UNFORESEEABLE FUTURE.

*IF YOU ARE A HUMAN WITH INTEGRITY AND DO NOT SUFFER FROM THE ILLNESSES LISTED ABOVE, YOU ARE MARKED AS SAFE FROM THE ⚡️ STORM. THIS PURE POSITIVE ENERGY WILL CONTINUE TO SPREAD, AND THE WINDS WILL BE FOREVER IN YOUR FAVOR. WELCOME TO THE LIGHT SIDE. IT SURE IS BEAUTIFUL. 💛

AND JUST LIKE THE BASIC LAWS OF ENERGY,

THIS LIGHTNING CAN NEVER BE DESTROYED. ONLY AMPLIFIED.

💪🖤⚡️

08/19/2024

Brick by brick 📈📈📈

07/17/2024

Tomorrow is the BIG DAY!!! See you at Trimtopia!!

The countdown begins!!!
Only 6 more days until TRIMTOPIA!!!!!

We can't thank everyone enough for all the love, support, hard work, time, energy, and creativity that it has taken to get this all together. It really takes a village, and without you, this wouldn't be possible.

It gives me such joy to be a part of something so deserving and so fresh.

Fun fact: The fruit (flower) of the plant (that people consume) would literally rot if there wasn't a person behind the scenes to harvest! It would be hanging on a dry rack, turning to dust without someone behind the scenes to get it off stem and into totes. The average consumer/buyer would have a big bag of leaves and stems with little bud if there wasn't someone to trim it, or at the very least, quality control each bud.

I am so honored and excited to be celebrating these hard-working individuals with such an amazing group behind me. Thank you for all that you do, trimmers! Michigan knows there is not enough of you. We appreciate and respect every single one who has been through this wild ride these past few years. Can't wait to come together and celebrate!

Trimtopia 2024!! Let's gooo!!! 🤩🎪🎉🥳✨️

07/12/2024

The countdown begins!!!
Only 6 more days until TRIMTOPIA!!!!!

We can't thank everyone enough for all the love, support, hard work, time, energy, and creativity that it has taken to get this all together. It really takes a village, and without you, this wouldn't be possible.

It gives me such joy to be a part of something so deserving and so fresh.

Fun fact: The fruit (flower) of the plant (that people consume) would literally rot if there wasn't a person behind the scenes to harvest! It would be hanging on a dry rack, turning to dust without someone behind the scenes to get it off stem and into totes. The average consumer/buyer would have a big bag of leaves and stems with little bud if there wasn't someone to trim it, or at the very least, quality control each bud.

I am so honored and excited to be celebrating these hard-working individuals with such an amazing group behind me. Thank you for all that you do, trimmers! Michigan knows there is not enough of you. We appreciate and respect every single one who has been through this wild ride these past few years. Can't wait to come together and celebrate!

Trimtopia 2024!! Let's gooo!!! 🤩🎪🎉🥳✨️

07/05/2024

Another day of ticket giveaways! 🎟 🥳
Two lucky trimmers will be chosen daily to receive tickets to our inaugural event, Trimtopia: A tribute to trimmers!

Just like the life of a trimmer, get ready to be immersed in a circus themed spectacle!

🥳 Free admission
🔥 Fire shows
📸 Photobooth
🎶 DJ
💃 Entertainment
🎪 Games and prizes
😋 Food
💚 Vendor booths
🍹 Beverage tickets
🎒 Gift bags

A huge thank you to all of our sponsors!



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07/03/2024

Trimtopia: A tribute to trimmers, is approaching!!

We are so excited to show all of you badass trimmers what we have in store!

We will be giving away two tickets to two lucky trimmers every day until the event!

Directions to enter: 🎟
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°Comment on this post, tagging 2 trimmers who deserve to be recognized! 🎉💚✂️

Thank you to your sponsors!



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06/26/2024

Who's ready for Trimtopia!?!?!
It's going to be here before you know it!

Big thanks to our sponsors:



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06/05/2024

Let me take a seat real quick. 👑

05/11/2024

The Northern Lights gave the Northern Lightning Hands quite the show last night. ✨️🌌😉🖤

03/07/2024

Hand trimmed to perfection. Every.Time. ⚡️✂️ Swipe for photos of our trichome preservation. These are shots taken for us by our dear friend . This is dry, trimmed flower y'all, not fresh! I'd say he knocked it out of the park, capturing all the love and care we put into each bud.