06/13/2026
🔥🌞 El Paso Weather Update | June 11-17
Looks like El Paso will spend the next few days auditioning for the surface of the sun. 🥵
Here's your totally scientific 7-day forecast:
☀️ Thursday, June 11: 103° - The steering wheel has declared war.
☀️ Friday, June 12: 105° - Your car is now an Easy-Bake Oven.
☀️ Saturday, June 13: 104° - Your seatbelt buckle chooses violence.
☀️ Sunday, June 14: 96° - A brief break from attempted murder.
☀️ Monday, June 15: 96° - The weather has downgraded to "aggressively warm."
☀️ Tuesday, June 16: 95° - El Pasoans begin wearing hoodies and claiming it's nice outside.
☀️ Wednesday, June 17: 95° - Patio weather, according to people who've lived here too long.
🥵 Current conditions:
• Heat Advisory in effect
• Temperatures up to 105°
• Sidewalks are lava
• Your steering wheel is now a cast iron skillet
• That tiny patch of shade in the parking lot is worth fighting over
💧 Stay hydrated.
If your drink doesn't contain actual water, make better choices.
🏠 Need to cool off?
Cooling centers are open throughout El Paso at recreation centers and select library locations. Residents can also call 2-1-1 for information on cooling centers and free fan assistance programs.
Cooling Center Information: https://www.elpasotexas.gov/public-health/emergency-preparedness/be-climate-ready/
⛈️ Also, because El Paso weather has the emotional stability of a toddler, monsoon season is right around the corner.
🪣 Free sandbags are available through El Paso Water for residents in flood-prone areas. Limit 10 bags per household while supplies last.
Sandbag Information: https://elpasoready.org
🚗 Don't leave kids, pets, grandparents, groceries, or that Costco rotisserie chicken in the car.
🐶 If the pavement burns your hand, it's burning your dog's paws too.
Stay safe, El Paso.
And remember: if you're outside at 3 p.m. by choice, I have questions. 😎🔥
