10/12/2025
What had happened was I was shopping and that guy (in the background) whipped by me with plants in his cart. I flipped around and said, “hey, what’s that?” He was so proud to tell me that the monsteras he had in his cart are expensive, but priced right here. He had three in his cart and had driven from one store to another to find them.
He walked me over to the plant section and one more monstera was sitting there. I picked it up, looked it over, touched it, read the info tag, and the price tag—all while this guy talked about how great the plants are. I indulged him by shaking my head and responding, “I know, I know.”
Just when I thought, I don’t really need to buy this, he said, “actually, that one has the best variegation out of all of them.” I smiled and carefully slipped it in my cart. I had already noticed.
We talked a little more. Then, we parted ways (that’s when I snapped that picture).