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Hey!I did another thing.We now have a tile layout planner with advanced patterns included. This one has diagonal, herrin...
06/02/2026

Hey!
I did another thing.
We now have a tile layout planner with advanced patterns included. This one has diagonal, herringbone, basketweave, and windmill patterns, just in case you were feeling like a regular brick pattern wasn't enough of a pain in the ass for you! 😂
You can find it here under 'Advanced tile layout planner':
https://pwa.floorelf.com/

Wait'll you hear how much more a one week properly waterproofed tile shower will cost you after the tear-out and substra...
04/13/2026

Wait'll you hear how much more a one week properly waterproofed tile shower will cost you after the tear-out and substrate repair of a 1-day walk-in shower!🫵

02/24/2026

I did some stuff.🙂

Tile & shower calculators and planning tools by FloorElf.

Guess what?👇
02/14/2026

Guess what?👇

He was singing 'Moves Like Jagger'.Really. I heard it...
06/21/2021

He was singing 'Moves Like Jagger'.

Really. I heard it...

Happy Father's Day.
06/20/2021

Happy Father's Day.

Somebody was overseeing the hike this morning.
06/16/2021

Somebody was overseeing the hike this morning.

Breathe! :)
06/16/2021

Breathe! :)

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