05/27/2026
Well folks, I let my brother from back home write our ad copy this week. Oh boy!
HUGE, HUGE PLANT SALE!!
1475 plants need to be sold this weekend!
Gardening by Lisa Rose
Thursday and Friday 10am-6pm plus Saturday 10am3pm
6105 Evelyn Street in Harrisburg is where it's happening!
Aw jeez! My sis has a plant problem again this year. She got way too many plants to sell and I tell her she don’t need no more but does she listen, heck no! She just keeps adding more and more. One, two, tree…I stopped countin’. Most plants are just $8.97 each in trade gallon pots. Ya heard right, just $8.97! That's kinda stupid but does Lisa listen to me? NOPE!
Everything is a perennial meaning they'll come back again next year even bigger and better, especially if ya sing nice to ‘em. Some plants are just getting’ used to their new digs so they'll need a little handholding for a bit. Lisa never held my hand while we were growin’ up. OPE!
Allium, amsonia, aster, astilbe, butterfly bushes, caryopteris, clematis, coreopsis, ice plant, dianthus, bleeding heart, blanket flower, hellebores, coral bells, hostas, hydrangeas, Shasta daisy, bee balm, Montauk daisy, forsythia, phlox, black-eyed Susan, sedum, spiked speedwell, goatsbeard, geum, coneflower
Spirea - both large and small
Hydrangeas - some white, some lime
Coral bells - 5 types, so easy to grow and loves da shade
Lilac - old fashioned, Miss Kim (adorable) and dwarf Korean Palibin
St. John's Wort and elderberry
Dogwoods, willows, purple leaf sandcherry - nothing huge but ya buy dem at a stupid low price and grow dem up yarself!
Need a fast growing tree to block out yar neighbor's j***y yard? Maybe ya don't want yar neighbors gawkin' at what's going on in yar yard? Lisa got a whole buncha kinds of trees. Yup, a couple-two-tree uv ‘em. Green giant arborvitaes grow crazy fast and start at only $12.97. Landscapers welcome.
Dare’s more her but Lisa can't remember dem all. (She's getting old ya know, shoot, she’s even older than me! OPE!)
Lisa says I gotta go help her get da plants ready before I can go back up-nort. Next time, maybe we’ll trow brats on da grill and eat some squeaky cheese! So come on down this weekend. Dare's lots more plants available here. If ya don't see it, ask Lisa. She's got stuff squirreled all over this yard!
Clean da junk outta da pickup and grab some friends, neighbors, or even relatives, and get on over here. Make sure ya tell all yar clan about this sale. Even da crazy uncle, aunt, sister or bruddar. I don't want to be da reason for a feud in da family, ya know. Ya may even want to tell yar neighbors?!? Yeah, no for sure!
If ya got a bunch of solid color empty pots and trays piled in da corner of da garage, bring ‘em with ya. We're really good at reusing and recycling dam.
Thursdays and Fridays 10am-6pm, Saturdays 10am-3pm. Get here early because quantities are limited and da person in front of ya will get da last one if ya don't. Dontch-ya-know? Or no?
Set that GPS thingy to 6105 Evelyn Street in Harrisburg and get here lickety split!
Lisa got a machine that ya just put a piece of plastic on it and she gives ya plants. Darndest thing I’ve ever seen. Course she also takes cold hard cash, and digital payments too.
See ya this weekend!
