Rooted Rarities

03/12/2026

HUGE CLONE SALE!

All cuts will ship next week unless instructed otherwise.
No refunds or returns on cuts! All cuts pictured were taken this week and are considered fresh cuts. If you’re not comfortable growing anthurium from cuts, please don’t purchase.

Feel free to reach out with any questions! If you prefer overnight shipping, we will get you a specific quote.

*circus peanuts cut may be more in shipping depending on location*

03/07/2026

Message us directly to claim a plant.
Shipping is $23 UPS 2 day, unless an overnight upgrade is requested, in which case we will get you a direct quote.

Shipping will be Tuesday-Wednesday of this upcoming week.

Thanks everyone!

03/06/2026

Shipping is $22 for ups 2 day. If you’d prefer overnight, we will get you a direct shipping quote.

All sales include thermal insulation and heat packs.

These are FRESH CUTS taken TODAY!
If you’re not comfortable growing from a cut, please do not purchase. All sales are final.

03/03/2026

02/22/2026

Occasionally, our shipping queue gets a little backed up.

If you’re wondering how that could possibly happen. Here’s the 2 main customer types.

🤣 DON’T WORRY. We love all of you almost equally

Not matching up?

Which customer type are you? Comment on yourself or add your own customer type!

01/23/2026

Don’t miss a ton of awesome single Pokemon cards, good music, weird conversations, and of course some high noons and laughs. On on

01/21/2026

In the plant world, we’re know as Rooted Rarities. In the Card World, we are Rippin’ Rarities. A lot of people have asked, why do you collect Pokemon and not Baseball/Basketball/Football cards? It’s simple. Pikachu has never tore an ACL, got caught juicing, or been arrested. Therefore, if it was a good card then, it’s a good card now. A Pokemon card is something that (generally) holds or grows value over time, is fun to open, and doesn’t die if you forget to water it. Then the response is usually, but that’s for kids, you’re an adult…..to which there’s usually a moment of silence as they look at me, think for a very short amount of time and then completely recant their previous statement. If you find something you like, love, or simply enjoy, then do it. Life is too short, especially when you’re a fat arthritic poke-“man”

That being said, with all the bad in this world, if you feel it necessary to judge another based on what makes them happy, then chances are, you’re probably a c**k.

Don’t be a c**k.

Huge shoutout to and for ripping many gems in my collection, and keeping D and I entertained for hours on end when we need a break from boredom, stress, or frustration. They’re not only amazing sellers, but also genuinely good humans. If you collect, or are thinking about it, I strongly suggest watching their live shows.

Lastly, due to the horse s**t weather in Massachusetts, which is currently a balmy 4° with a wind chill of baby p***s. Most plants will not be getting shipped.

If you’re expecting Pokemon cards, you guessed it…..totally immune to the pitfalls of shipping and will be going out this week. If for some reason you’ve found your pokemon has died in transit, please remove the acid from your mouth and step away from the mushrooms before messaging us. Or send some here and we can mourn together.

Love you all. Chris (Carl) and Donna

12/18/2025

1st off, thank you all for your patience and understanding with shipping delays while we move our entire operation! We love you guys!

So last week…..During our live, not only did we have an awesome time, we went back to our roots. A basement live, pink insulation everywhere, some awesome plants for sale, some beverages, some science, some fun, and the best part…..putting some good back into the world.

I’ve always said, acts of kindness and giving, in their own right are selfish to a degree, because more times than not, they make YOU feel better for giving, than you make the person on the receiving end feel. That being said, one simple act, can so often cause a ripple effect. A chain reaction. An upward spiral of positivity. Soooooo during rush hour in the morning when we were live……

We offered $100 store credit to anyone who was out and getting coffee or breakfast, to try and start a chain of positivity while we were live, by paying for the person behind you and then sending proof.

4 people took us up on the offer an it was awesome to see the ripple begin 1st hand.

So a huge shout out to

xo
Jessica Burke (not sure her insta yet!)

I’ll post the videos shortly, but just wanted to say thanks again to everyone who took part.

and as always, follow the golden rule…..

Don’t be a 🐓!

10/15/2025

Attention Anthurium lovers!! There’s a new Facebook group in tow called Anthurium Bandits! Come share your favorite plants, anthurium knowledge, ask questions, meet other Anthurium lovers and even sell if you’d like to!

09/28/2025

DON’T MISS THIS LIVE! Not only do we have some pretty big news, but we’ll be selling some of our personal mother plants, seeds and seedlings in bulk, some super rare clones & even some pollen! Insane givvys will also be running all day!

09/06/2025

So often we take for granted the beauty and strength of nature. When we see it, and only when we REALLY see it, do we realize. My plants are a pack of poons.

I wish there was some sort of ‘PLANTS - Scared Straight’ where instead of sending s**tty kids to spend a day in prison, you take your plants on a field trip to show them how good they have it in their nice little tent life.

I’ve become part of the gentle parenting generation. Of plants.