04/01/2026
🚨 NEW SERVICE FROM MUDDY BOOTS LANDSCAPING 🚨
After years of spreading mulch the hard way, we’re excited to introduce our new overnight mulch installation program.
Meet the Muddy Boots Raccoon Crew™. We’ve been quietly training a team of highly motivated raccoons to spread mulch while you sleep.
How it works:
🦝 We drop the mulch bags off in the evening
🦝 The raccoons clock in around midnight
🦝 By morning your landscape beds are perfectly mulched
Benefits include:
✔ Night shift labor
✔ No equipment noise
✔ Environmentally friendly workforce
✔ Occasionally sorts your trash cans too
Downside: They may request payment in cat food and shiny objects.
We’re looking for 3 test yards in the Joplin / Webb City area.
Comment “RACCOONS” if you want on the list . . . April Fools 😄 But Muddy Boots Landscaping is booking spring landscaping projects right now. Mulch • Plants • Rock beds • Landscape upgrades
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