Fence Ninja

08/23/2025

🌳🏡 Thinking about putting up a fence? Don’t let “Joe Blow” the Landscapper or your neighbor’s kid with a YouTube tutorial handle it! 😅

Did you know that a professionally installed fence can increase your property value by up to 20%? That's right! Plus, you'll avoid those "oops" moments when the fence ends up looking more like a modern art installation than a barrier! 🎨🚧

So, if you want a fence that won’t fall over in a strong breeze or look like it was built by squirrels, call the pros! Your backyard deserves the best!

👉 Ready to upgrade your yard? Drop a comment or send us a message! 📨✨

☎️ 512.993.8886

🥷picket

08/06/2025

🌳🔨 Thinking of fencing in your yard? Before you let your friend’s cousin’s handyman tackle it over the weekend, let’s talk! At Southern Craftsman Fence, we’re not just “good with tools” – we build fences like artists sculpt masterpieces! 🎨

While your neighborhood landscaper may be great at planting flowers, he’s not likely to know the difference between a post and a picket! 🌼🚫

We craft custom fences every day – it’s our jam! So, why take a chance on a DIY disaster when you can hire the pros who live and breathe fences? Let’s get you fenced in the right way, without the “oops” moments! Call us today, and let’s make your outdoor dreams come true! 🏡✨

Southern Craftsman Fence

☎️ 512.993.8

07/03/2025

🌟🏡✨ Are your neighbors giving you that "I’m judging your fence" look? 😂 Upgrade your curb appeal with Southern Craftsman Fence Company! We promise our fences are more reliable than your cousin Gary’s fishing stories! 🎣🚫

Our handcrafted fences are not just a barrier; they're a stylish statement! Whether you want to keep your pet from becoming the next social media star or just want a little privacy from the nosy neighbor with a telescope, we've got you covered! 🐕🔭

Say goodbye to your sad, sagging fence and hello to a beauty that will have everyone saying, “Wow, they really nailed it!” (No pun intended... or maybe just a little, we do love our hammers). 🛠️😜

So why wait? Slide into our DMs faster than your dog chasing the mailman! 📩💨 Let’s turn your yard into the envy of the block. Contact us today!

06/30/2025

They said, "Can you do it cheaper?" We said, “Sure. But it might look like a jackass 🫏 built it, and function like one too." 🤡

A flimsy fence is a beacon for all sorts of trouble, whether it's stray animals, nosy neighbors, or Karen from down the street. Don't invite
chaos or Karen. 😏

Southern Craftsman Fence builds fences that are sturdy, reliable, and strong enough to deter even the most determined Karens, 🦨 , foxes 🦊 , and Bob from next door.

Save yourself the headache🤯. Get a quote from a professional, not a handyman🔨, landscaper🧱, typical contractor🔩, a plumber 🧑‍🔧, or the neighborhood Jack of all trades Master of Zero.

☎️ 512.993.8886

Formally Southern Craftsman Fence, now Fence Ninja. Same quality different name.

06/30/2025

Why did the chicken 🐔 cross the road? Because he didn't have a Fence Ninja fence!

Don't let your pets 🐕(or your kids 👧 , or your particularly adventurous garden gnomes 🪆) become the punchline of a bad joke.

Invest in a fence from Southern Craftsman Fence and give them boundaries! (And maybe save yourself a few frantic searches for escaped toddlers and mother in laws.)

We build fences so good, even the squirrels 🐿️ think twice.

Family owned and operated right in the heart of Lago Vista, home of the Fence Ninja.

☎️512.993.8886

06/30/2025

🏡 "Think your neighbors are nosy? 🤔👀 Ready to turn your yard into a privacy paradise? Let us build you a fence that says, ‘Stay Out! I’m busy living my best life!’ 🎉✨

As an approved contractor with the City of Lago Vista, we know the ordinances inside and out—unlike those guys down the street who think ‘DIY’ stands for ‘Destroy It Yourself!’ 🔨💥

Call today—because good fences make great neighbors… and even better excuses to avoid them! 😄🚧 "

☎️ 512.993.8886

04/03/2025

🚧🔨 Why did the jack-of-all-trades try to build a fence? Because they thought “measure twice, cut once” was just a suggestion! 😂

Listen, folks! Not all contractors are created equal. While some can fix a leaky sink, they might just “wing it” when it comes to fences! 🏡✋ Don't let your yard be their next DIY disaster!

When you choose us, you’re picking a fence expert who knows the ins and outs of every picket and post. We promise a fence that stands tall and proud—not a wobbly mess that leaves your neighbors giggling!

👉 Got a funny contractor story? Share it in the comments! Let’s have a laugh and keep your yard in expert hands!

☎️ 512.993.8886

01/28/2025

Are you tired of your neighbors peeking over your fence, judging your questionable lawn gnome collection? Or maybe you're just looking for a solid barrier between you and that one friend who "borrows" your power tools without asking? ?? 🤔🔨

At Southern Craftsman Fence and Deck, we specialize in turning your backyard into a visual fortress! Not only do we build fences that actually look good (yes, your mother-in-law will approve), but we make it our mission to ensure your nosy neighbors stick to their side of the yard-where their garden flamingos belong!🦩🎉

But wait! Before you go hiring those fancy "big city" fence companies, remember: hiring local is kinda like opting for grandma's homemade pudding instead of store-bought jello. Sure, they both serve a purpose, but one leaves you feeling warm and fuzzy inside while the other leaves you with regrets (and maybe a tummy ache). 🤢🩵

Plus, when you hire local, you don't just get quality craftsmanship - you support your community, and we promise to throw in some dad jokes with every installation!
So, if you're looking for a fence that keeps the bad vibes out and the good vibes in (and maybe a few of those pesky squirrels), DM us for a free quote!🤣

Let's build you a fence so good, your neighbors will spend just as much time admiring it as they do avoiding eye contact with you!😂⚔️

Remember: Life's too short for bad fences and strangers in your yard!📌

01/07/2025

🌟 Get Your Fence On! 🌟

Tired of dogs, nosy neighbors, or that one guy who thinks he’s a professional peeper? 🤨 It’s time to put up a fence that says, “Not today, Bob!”

At Southern Craftsman Fence and Deck, we’ve got the perfect solution to keep the outside out and the inside (and your sanity) in! 🙌

🏡 Why Choose Us?
- Our fences are so sturdy, even your mother-in-law won't be able to breach them!
- We offer styles from “Chic and Sleek” to “I love you, but stay over there!”
- Forget picket fences; we’re talking about real boundaries!

😂 Special Offer: "Fencing your ex out" package – includes a complimentary “do not disturb” sign!

Contact us today and let’s fence you in! (Don’t worry; none of our fences come with a “runner-up” option!) 🥇🔒

Support Local!

☎️ 512-993-8886



🏠 of the original Fence Ninja 🥷