Half-Assed Homestead

06/02/2026

Random business owner on Facebook one day says “hey, we’re neighbors!” And the rest is history!

Happy Fizz reached out after seeing my page of random homemade s**t and asked how I felt about making a homemade blueberry syrup for her June Dirty Soda specials.

And now here we are, celebrating each other and enjoying sweet treats in the process. 🫶🏼

The takeaway? Just do what makes you happy and the universe will continue to unfold new opportunities, experiences, and friendships for you.

PS: Homemaker for hire here! If you have a wild idea or want me to make or create something you need or would otherwise enjoy, let’s chat! There’s nothing that gets me and my neurodivergence motivated more than a random request with a deadline 🤣

06/01/2026

Happy Monday!🌞 Some important announcements:

•Our pasture raised Eggs are only $4/dozen right now. They aren’t in our stamped cartons, I have new fun ones coming later this week👀 and I haven’t gotten any returned cartons this past week so you get random reused cartons for now! 🎊

•The “Relax” All-Natural room spray is 50% off (only $4 each). I’m working on restocking and decided to replace the spray bottles with Amber glass bottles instead, so I’m trying to unload the plastic bottles in the meantime.

•The chicken tractor is super close to the stand right now so you can see just how happy our girls are. 🐓

Have a wonderful week! 🌾👩🏼‍🌾

06/01/2026

It’s launch day! The secret is out! We made homemade blueberry syrup and Happy Fizz made her dirty soda magic happen ✨🫐

Stop by the Country Smoke House today to try them or catch Happy Fizz’s trailer at another one of her June events 💃

05/31/2026

It’s a beautiful day, and the farm stand is open. If you are out cruising around and decide to stop by I don’t want you to be disappointed but a few things are out of stock currently.

As the week goes on I’ll get things restocked at a pleasant-for-me pace. This whole endeavor is supposed to be fun and not something I feel rushed to do. I love and appreciate the support and truly love making this stuff, but the last thing I want is to feel like this is a job.

‼️**EGGS ARE SOLD OUT. Will be restocked tomorrow morning.**‼️

Here’s the current inventory otherwise—

IN STOCK:
•Magnesium Tallow Balm
•Tallow Sun Balm
•Tallow Face Balm for Dry Skin
•Tallow Face Balm for Combination Skin
•Tallow Seasoning Wax
•Spring Simmer Pot Kits
•All-Natural Room Spray “Relax” formula
•Intention Candles
•Straw Square Bales

OUT-OF-STOCK:
•Tallow Balm for Working Hands
•Taco Seasoning
•Chicken Bouillon Seasoning
•All-Natural Room Spray “Uplift” formula
•Eggs

Thanks again you guys! Let me know if you have any questions, or any special orders or requests 🫶🏼

05/30/2026

First farmers market ✅

It was a blast, had a lot of good conversations with people and sold out of eggs and some products. Thank you to everyone who came and shopped!

I don’t plan on doing a ton of farmers market events because I’m a tired mom, man lol. BUT I am definitely interested in doing a few more after the fun we had today.

Thank you to Marty's Place for organizing and hosting us for this event!!! See you at the next Marty’s Place farmers market fundraiser June 20th!

05/29/2026

We will be a vendor tomorrow at Marty's Place fundraiser event, Marty’s Place Farmers Market!

Our first ever farmers market we are attending! And for one of our favorite local nonprofits! 🦬

If you haven’t had a chance to make it to our stand and want to visit a really beautiful animal sanctuary all at once, come see us at the event tomorrow!

They expect big turn out so we are bringing our entire stock from the farm stand with us. Therefore, the roadside stand will be empty and CLOSED tomorrow.

If you need goodies, come visit us at the event! Otherwise, stock will be replaced and the stand open as usual the following day (Sunday).

05/28/2026

👀 if you haven’t tried Happy Fizz drinks yet, June is the month to saddle up 🤠

Just a few more days till you can get your hands on our JUNE SPECIALS.. featuring a cool collab with my girl over at Half-Assed Homestead 💙

I spent all week perfecting and taste testing… I have to say these are my favorite yet 👏🏻 🤤

DROPPING MONDAY JUNE 1ST - think summer vibes 🔥🍓🍋🫐

05/26/2026

FREE EGGS🦋

The egg cooler is STOCKED to the top. There’s two dozen eggs leftover from last week. They are still plenty good to eat but I don’t really like selling them a week old.

The free eggs are marked with a butterfly sticker because that’s what I had available (thank you to my toddler lol).

Happy Tuesday, mother cluckers! 🐓