None Better Electric

01/23/2026

UPDATE! It has been some time since I've last posted here. Here's why - I am now a Lincoln/Lancaster County Electrical Inspector. I was approached a few months ago about the position. I applied, interviewed, and was offered the job.

I now spend my Monday through Fridays inspecting all types and sizes of electrical projects - everything from adding a receptacle or two in a home, to new home construction, to the Google data center... and everything in between.

I am no longer doing electrical work as it is a conflict of interest. I appreciate the opportunity I've had helping nearly 300 people in and around Lincoln with electrical work. Thank you to all that have supported me.

11/28/2025

It's Friday! Time for a joke.

I regret trying to flush a wooden shoe down the toilet.

Now it's clogged.

11/21/2025

It's Friday! Time for a joke.

In English class I was told to never use a double negative. Supposedly it's a no no.

11/14/2025

It's Friday! Time for a joke.

When you wake up feeling small, brown, and monkey-like remember, marmoset there'd be days like this.

11/07/2025

It's Friday! Time for a joke.

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!

10/31/2025

It's Friday! Time for a joke.

What did zero say to eight?

Nice belt!

10/24/2025

It's Friday! Time for a joke.

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

Put it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats...

10/17/2025

It's Friday! Time for a joke.

A sheep herder was moving sheep from one pasture to another. He asked his sheep herding dog if the sheep were all there. The dog replied, "Yes. There are 40 sheep." The sheep herder was confused and said "But I only have 37 sheep!" Then the dog said, "I know. I rounded them up."

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10/10/2025

It's Friday! Time for a joke.

In order to start a zoo you need a grizzly, a panda, and a polar bear.

It's the bear minimum.

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10/03/2025

It's Friday! Time for a joke.

I was hiking up a mountain and I said to my wife, "That sure is a big rock."
"Boulder," she corrected me.
So I stuck out my chest and confidently shouted, "THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!"

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09/26/2025

It's Friday! Time for a joke.

I'm going to rename my wi-fi signal to: "Tell my Wi-Fi love her".

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09/19/2025

It's Friday! Time for a joke.

My wife has been nagging me, telling me to stop standing like a flamingo. Well I had enough and finally put my foot down.