09/10/2026
💀 Carbon Monoxide says:
“Heyyyy, homeowner! It’s me… Carbon Monoxide. Your least favorite houseguest. 😈
I’m odorless. I’m colorless. I’m sneaky. Basically, I’m the roommate nobody asked for—and unlike your other roommates, I can actually kill you. 😬
So before you fire up that furnace, get it checked and test those CO detectors!
You won’t smell me. You won’t see me. You won’t hear me coming.
And trust me… you don’t want to meet me in person. 💀
I’m supposed to stay OUTSIDE.
The only skeleton hanging around your house should be ME. 💀
Stay warm. Stay safe. Check your furnace. Check your CO detectors - call Gary Ricks Services!"