05/01/2026
Ask chat to write an unhinged bio on you. Here's mine.
Gary Dustin Collins — a one-man wrecking crew with a tape measure in one hand and a hustle mindset in the other. Founder of American Handy Hands LLC, where the business model is simple: if it exists and someone’s willing to pay for it, it’s getting built, fixed, moved, demo’d, cleaned, wired, plumbed, or at least aggressively looked at until it behaves.
Runs on jobsite dust, half-drank energy drinks, and the quiet confidence of a man who’s Googled it once and said “yeah, I got this.” Can go from quoting a $25k commercial floor to unclogging a drain to negotiating a business deal before lunch — all while answering three missed calls and a “hey man quick question” text that’s never quick.
Special skills include: • Turning “that’ll take a week” into “I can knock it out this weekend” • Making tools appear out of nowhere like a blue-collar magician
• Pricing jobs somewhere between “deal of the century” and “how am I still in business”
• Running a company, managing subs, and working a full-time job like sleep is optional
Believes in getting paid, getting it done, and figuring the rest out on the fly. Not here to specialize — here to dominate anything with a profit margin.
If it pays, he does it. If it doesn’t… it probably just hasn’t been quoted yet.
