06/21/2026
Wishing a Happy Father's day to the man that goes by many titles:
The Cordless Drill King and Purveyor of Puns,
The Lord of Lawns and Critter Containment,
A Prime Minister of Plunging and Titan of Trash Disposal,
Master of Grills and The Keeper of the Remote Control,
And of course...
Dad Food Tax Collector and Undefeated Poison Checker,
Here's to a father's day befitting the man that oversees more than meets the eye.