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06/05/2026

The HOA board would like to clarify that Tim Meadows is not a community amenity.

Questions were asked.
Answers were provided.
The matter is considered resolved.

06/03/2026

An HOA meeting was held regarding a fishing violation at the retention pond. The tween was observed without an approved lanyard.

The board determined additional discussion was necessary.

Minutes remain open.

06/02/2026

Additional freebie curb activity has been observed by the HOA.

Residents reported seeing at least one individual stop, photograph the free chair, and continue on without taking possession of the chair.

The board reminds residents that a free chair is intended to be a transaction, not a destination.

The situation remains under review.

06/01/2026

Thursday was load-bearing. The HOA board disagrees.

Agenda Item 7B — Weekend Freshness Assessment

Board position: The matter remains under review pending a report from the Architectural Committee.

Minutes remain open.

05/28/2026

HOA president explains why Brayden’s lemonade stand became a matter of board concern.

Apparently there is a legal distinction between childhood and recurring commerce.

The giant QR code and the Pokémon resale operation were not helpful.

🍋 if your HOA has a Mitzy.

05/28/2026

HOA meeting public comment about the neighbor with the outdoor shower. she has apparently been workshopping this complaint for a week and finally went up tonight.

apparently it’s about Doug. Doug, if you’re reading this — the Speedo is honestly not even the part people are focused on anymore. 🥲

filmed from row 5 of the clubhouse. please do not tell my HOA board it was me. this is the third Doug-related public comment this year and somehow still not the weirdest one.

if your neighborhood also has a Doug, my condolences.

05/27/2026

“For legal reasons… baptisms are not sanctioned for the subdivision pool.”

The HOA meeting somehow got worse from there.

05/21/2026

This HOA discussion became emotional. McCaffery boy appears to know more about the penny incident.

05/19/2026

The board feels a limit of two dogs per walker seems fair.

05/14/2026

The HOA condo board is now discussing what backing into parking spaces “says about you as a person.”

And somehow it got worse from there.

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