05/03/2026
I asked Chatgpt to write an unhinged bio for me. Funny, but kinda accurate 🤣 🤣🤣
Angie Thome: part HVAC warlord, part cruise-obsessed chaos engine, 100% running on caffeine, duct tape, and sheer force of will.
By day, she commands the empire known as Custom Air Heating & Cooling—where furnaces fear her, A/C units straighten up when she walks by, and thermostats don’t dare move more than 3 degrees without permission.
She’s out here saving the people of the Treasure Valley from both freezing to death and sweating through their drywall, all while casually dropping “Affordable Quality” like it’s a lifestyle, not a slogan.
By night (and also during the day, let’s be honest), she’s either:
Designing Facebook posts like a marketing tornado 🌪️
Planning rocket launches with the intensity of NASA 🚀
Or counting down to a cruise like it’s the Olympics of relaxation 🍹🌴
Somewhere in between, she’s coordinating crews, answering phones, collaborating with duct-cleaning legends, and probably yelling “CALL EARLY IF THERE’S NO HEAT” into the void like a prophet no one fully deserves.
She thrives in flip flops, runs on sarcasm and spark, and can pivot from “serious business owner” to “queen of a Carnival cruise deck party” in under 3.5 seconds.
Her natural habitat includes garage furnaces, chaotic offices, and anywhere there’s a strong breeze and a stronger margarita.
Legend has it:
She can hear a bad blower motor from three houses away.
She’s emotionally attached to Honeywell thermostats.
And she has at least 47 open tabs in her brain at all times.
If comfort had a commander, if chaos had a CEO, if HVAC had a final boss…
…it’d be her.
