Ascension BioMedical

03/24/2025

Waken Cake 🎂

Another unique iteration with Runtz as a parent! Crossed with “Scotty 2 Hotty” we’ve arrived at the potent and formidable Waken Cake. With its spicy diesel and menthol aroma, no one expects the sweet and fruity berry flavors. That’s the beauty of coming from good genes!

03/21/2025

Cherry Rntz - An Earthy Fruitopia 🍒🥧🍒

Our Cherry Rntz doesn’t ride the fence…it leans into its classification proudly with an impressive percentage of Myrcene leading the way of this terpene train! This strain departs the station with strong notes of cherries and subtle, sour tropical elements. It then gently arrives at its destination with sweet, earthy after tones!

03/17/2025

Ascension is Ohio. Seeker is Ohio. Small batch, unique genetics, and profile over potency….this is our promise to you 🙏🍃🙏

03/14/2025

First Frost - a new take on landrace heroes 🥶❄️🥶

03/07/2025

White Blizzard - A Storm of Sweet Nostalgia ❄️❄️❄️

White Blizzard, a captivating hybrid born from the union of Cereal Milk 🥣 and Cookie Blizzard 🍪, delivers a deliciously rich profile of dark berries, sweetness, and creamy notes. Its flavors evoke the nostalgic delight of fruity cereal, reminiscent of that last sip of sugary milk at the bottom of the bowl.

With a terpene lineup including Limonene, Caryophyllenne, Myrcene, and Linalool, White Blizzard enchants with a smooth, mouth-watering aroma and flavor that’s sure to make it a favorite among sweet cannabis seekers.

03/07/2025

03/03/2025

Jealato - A Flavorful Fusion of Citrus and Cream 🍊🍨

Jealato entices the senses with its vibrant citrus orange aroma, complemented by hints of fuel and nuanced earthy, floral undertones. It’s flavor profile is a delicious journey, starting with creamy sweetness and toasted vanilla, and culminating in a musky hops finish. With its unique combination of aromas and flavors, Jealato stands out as a truly unforgettable hybrid.

02/20/2025

Cookie Rain - A Symphony of Sweet and Savory 🍪🌧️🍪

Cookie Rain is a balanced hybrid that seamlessly blends the sweet charm of Candy Rain with the gassy allure of Jealousy. This captivating strain delivers a flavor profile reminiscent of vanilla cake - delicate yet not overly sweet - making it a delightful treat for the palate.

With dominant terpenes like Caryophyllene, Myrcene, and Limonene, Cookie Rain boasts a complex aromatic experience. It’s sweet doughy aroma intertwines with notes of fruity berry, nutty undertones, and fresh earth, creating an irresistible scent. Adding to its intrigue, a subtle hint of sour citrus elevates this strains allure, making Cookie Rain a feast for the senses.

02/19/2025

Heads up, everyone - Pineapple Express is rolling through 🍍🍍🍍

A cross of Trainwreck x Hawaiian, Pineapple Express is known for its bright, fruity aroma and tangy pineapple twist. The dense frosty buds show off hints of citrus, while the mellow effects lean toward a clear-headed uplift - perfect for a daytime pick-me-up or laid-back creative activities. Our Pineapple Express is definitely “Worth The Search” if you’re seeking a tropical touch that won’t leave you couch-locked.

02/18/2025

Say hello to the man behind our magic. The passion behind every plant 🙏 the head of cultivation: Mr David Barlow 👏

02/14/2025

Each plant is nurtured with care, ensuring the utmost in flavor, potency, and quality 🍃💚🍃