04/29/2026
POOL OPENING PSA: 2026 EDITION
(aka: “How to Keep Your Pool Guys Happy and Not Take Fido Home With Them”)
Alright friends… it’s that magical time of year again when the covers come off, the water wakes up, and our crew starts their annual cardio routine of lifting, dragging, vacuuming, and dodging whatever winter left behind.
To make your opening smooth (and to keep our guys from questioning their life choices), here are a few friendly reminders:
Please have ALL your pool items outside.
Skimmer baskets, ladders, salt cells, cover bags… if it belongs to the pool, let it see the sun.
Power ON + Hose OUT.
We need power to run equipment, and a hose so we can rinse things off and so you can fill the pool after we’re done. Teamwork makes the dream work.
We only put the basics in the pool to get it started.
You’ll still need to balance your salt and water chemistry after we vacuum.
OR… join our weekly chem‑check program and let us handle the science so you don’t accidentally create a swamp.
Please make sure your equipment actually works.
We are pool professionals, not magicians.
If something is old, cracked, sun‑fried, or held together with hope and duct tape… that’s not on us.
(We love you, but we’re not responsible for your “vintage” equipment collection.)
DOG. P**P. PLEASE.
Our guys adore your dogs. They do not adore taking a piece of your dog with them on their shoes for the rest of the day.
We don’t want to take Fido home. We promise.
And finally… accessibility matters.
We will NOT:
• Hang from ceiling fans to reach your top shelf
• Scale Mount Shed‑Everest to find your salt cell
• Move your entire patio furniture set to get to a handrail
• Enter your house to retrieve anything
• Navigate a basement obstacle course of toys to find one lonely part
If we need it, please have it out and ready. Your future self (and our backs) thank you.
💙 We appreciate you all and can’t wait to get everyone swimming again. Let’s make this the smoothest opening season yet!