Last Neanderthal

07/04/2026

05/20/2026

We are excited to introduce our newest project at Last Neanderthal! 🐔☀️

Meet our custom-retrofitted, automated precision chicken feeder—the ultimate solution for a clean, rodent-proof coop.

We take heavy-duty, field-tested commercial components and custom-modify them specifically for backyard poultry use (Off-the-shelf). We handle all the bench-work in our workshop so you get a rugged, reliable system that is perfectly tuned for a standard chicken run.

Product Highlights:
Solar + Battery Backup: Completely set-and-forget. The solar panel keeps a backup battery charged daily. No extension cords, no outlet hunting, and no monthly battery swaps.

Precision 3-Foot Drop Zone: Calibrated to hold a tight, controlled 3-foot radius right under the hopper, keeping expensive feed inside your run instead of blasting it through the fence mesh.

Rodent-Resistant & Automated: Programmed to broadcast twice a day during daylight hours. Because it only drops what your flock can eat, it eliminates leftover food sitting out at night to attract rats and mice.

Built for the Elements: Fully sanded, primed, and finished in a durable, light-reflecting outdoor topcoat to prevent internal condensation and keep the feed cool.

Holds 5 gallons of feed (Approx 25 LB)

Availability: Built-to-order

Delivery: Local pickup only (in 08865)

Call or Text us 908-318-4048 to reserve your build slot and upgrade your coop setup today!

04/12/2026

One question I get all the time is what siding lasts the longest with the least amount of maintenance.
The real answer, in my opinion, is glazed brick, also known as enameled brick.

These bricks start out like normal clay bricks, but then they get coated in ceramic and fired so hot that the surface literally turns into a glasslike shell. It’s tough, impermeable and basically laughs at weather.

They were super popular in the 1920s and you can still find hundreds of buildings around New Jersey covered in the original glazed brick, still looking brand new a century later.

They’re still made today by several manufacturers. While a regular brick might cost twenty five cents to a dollar, glazed bricks usually run two to six dollars depending on the color.

Out in the real world, nothing else used as siding has held up this well. Zero maintenance, just pressure washing as desired. No fading, no peeling, no rot, no drama. Just a shiny, rock solid exterior that refuses to age.

04/05/2026

Happy Easter to all who celebrate!

Wishing you a peaceful and refreshing day.

03/14/2026

😊 Special discount offer 😊

25% discount on your next project, for each referral.

We currently serve both the NJ and Pa side within 15 mile radius of phillipsburg/Easton. Single homes, multi-units, and commercial.

Discount on Labor only.

908-318-4048