08/11/2026
🚨 Apparently, according to Facebook, we’re going to lose gravity for 7 seconds on August 12th. 😂
Now, scientists may say that’s impossible…
But as the owner of a handyman company, I’m choosing to remain optimistic.
Because come Wednesday and Thursday, I’m expecting:
🏠 Gazebos on neighbors’ roofs
🔨 Decks moved 3 feet to the left
🚧 Fences coming back upside down
🛁 Hot tubs stuck in trees
🏚️ Sheds that are suddenly “mobile homes”
So if gravity does shut off for 7 seconds tomorrow, remember one thing when everything comes back down…
DON’T FUSS, CALL US! 😂
And just in case gravity DOESN’T cooperate with our marketing plan…
We still have a few openings available for August! 😂🔨
RMA Handyman Service LLC
Licensed & Insured
Now specializing in gravity-related home repairs.