04/03/2021
Listen up.
Last year when everyone was locked up at home, many folks took up gardening to while away the time and to make their yards "nice" for quarantine.
THIS REALLY FU**ED THINGS UP.
Why?
For one, people hired companies like Mosquito Joe (just seriously, f**k those people with that folksy name, just f**k them) to rid their yards of mosquitos. Because OMG BUGS THEY ARE SO TERRIBLE!
And in doing so, they killed overwintering pollinators, too.
And, two, they started yard maintenance WAYYYY too f**king early. Again, killing off all those poor native moths & bees & bugs living in what these white normal folks deem "yard waste." Seriously, f**k all of you.
And then three: All sorts of basic-ass bi***es and their obsession with plants. Sh*tty-ass cultivars, tropicals for inside in terrible health and treated with all sorts of chemicals. Man, you guys are the f**king worst.
Then the invasive s**t. Please, don't buy your plants at hardware stores. Just don't, for one. Even the okay plants aren't ok. And when you go to the local nursery, please do you research. Those "good" plants (the natives) with funny names? They are s**tty plants. They won't outlive a layer of oak leaves. They won't take the abuse and conditions of plants actually acclimated to our environment.
Anyway, last year, in my amazing, pollinator-friendly garden, I had like ZERO butterflies, ZERO. And I suspect it was the ding dongs around me who sprayed (and sprayed a lot!) and decided to garden way too early in the season. Thanks for f**king s**t up, neighbors! You're the best.
You can fight invasive species while you shop this spring! Just because a plant is for sale doesn't mean it is not invasive or that it is good for our environment! Tell retailers you want to !
Find retailers who have committed to selling natives and no invasives at www.BuyIndianaNatives.org