12/17/2025
🔥 FIREWOOD FOR SALE 🔥816-261-6028
Yes, we actually got that good wood, that good wood!!! Unlike that Pinkie Bob person who used to sing songs about it, we really got it!!! She thought she could serenade us in to believing what she was singing, but we aren't dummies around here are we!!!!
ATTENTION ST JOSEPH:
Your fire is looking a little… let's just say embarrassed!!!
Like it’s over there whispering, “I swear I’m usually hotter than this.”
Don’t worry, Hoffman Construction Services, LLC is here to fix your flame‑related reputation problems. 😌
OUR GOOD WOOD:
We’ve got wild Cherry wood, so good your smoker will start bragging to the neighbor’s smoker.
• $300 for a full cord of Cherry.
NOTE: Our Cherry also gives your BBQ that “my ancestors are proud of me” flavor.
We’ve got the rest of the heavy‑hitters too — Oak, Ash, Locust, Hackberry, Walnut, etc — all seasoned, ready, and probably stronger than most people’s New Year’s resolutions!!! You know who we're talking about!!!
• $250 a full cord of a single hardwood
• $225 a full cord of mixed hardwood
• $200 a truck bed of a single hardwood
• $175 a truck bed of mixed hardwood
PSA FOR FREE:
Don't get tricked by the ones out here selling the totes of wood as a cord, and understand that a face cord is 1/3 of a full cord, so those selling totes of wood for $100 will have you paying, that's right you are good at math so you know that it's $300 a cord if you want a full cord from those folks.
ARE YOU A PREPPER OR WOOD GATHERER:
We offer reduced bulk pricing on orders of 3 or more loads:
Congrats, you’ve reached “I burn wood like a frontier legend” status.
We’ll discount it if so, so call to discuss!! 816-261-6028
FANCY TRAILER TO SHOW OFF:
Bring that beast. We’ll fill it. No judgment. You can parade it through town if you want while pretending you chopped and split it yourself!!! I promise we won’t snitch. #100
STARTING YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION EARLY:
Want unsplit rounds? These are perfect for anyone trying to get a workout, build character, or take out their stresses on something that won’t talk back. Call and we’ll sort out pricing, but we aren't arm wrestling you over it!!! We'll figure it out like civilized Americans!!! 816-261-6028
DO YOU DO THINGS ON THE CHEAP:
We have seasoned silver maple rounds and lots of them!!! Those babies are cheap. Like “take me home and love me” cheap. No, not so cheap that they're free, but dang close to it!!!!! Call to find out how cheap!!! 816-261-6028
DISCLAIMER:
The above prices are if you pick up your wood at our Pickett Road log lot, just east of the Belt Highway.
DELIVERY:
We will deliver inside St. Joseph city limits for $35 extra. That's dumping it out of the dump trailer or dump truck that we deliver in. Doesn't include stacking and since we aren't looking for extra cardio workouts that stacking gives us, we will need to discuss what and where stacking it means for you to see if we can price that in a way you will be okay with.
We will deliver outside of the city limit as well, just let us grab an address and we’ll calculate it like a responsible adult would. Call 816-261-6028 so we can get them digits and work it up the additional cost for you!!
OBSERVATIONS AS WE DRIVE AROUND TOWN:
🔥 Your fire deserves an upgrade.
🔥 Your smoker deserves respect.
🔥 Your neighbors deserve to be jealous.
CALL TO ACTION:
Message or call us to get your loads of wood scheduled today. 816-261-6028
CONCLUSION:
Hoffman Construction Services, LLC — delivering quality wood since July 2023, and yes, we know how that sounds. 😏
P.S.
If you made it this far, then thank you for reading through our satire and humor we added in to a usually boring post about firewood being for sale. We hope you enjoyed our attempt to have some fun while being funny, but we hopefully still got you the meat and bones of what you want to know about our firewood before buying it. If you have any serious, or even not so serious, questions that are left unanswered, then please call us at your convenience to find out what you so badly need to know!! 816-261-6028-Jeremy.
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