04/02/2026
On ONLY this special day we will be expanding our product line to maximize insulation and window protection with our "Plywood Protection Line." I will personally cut the perfectly sized plywood board especially designed for only your window. Your window might become a little bit dark, but I can spruce things up some with "Cadmium Yellow," or "Overlook Scary Burnt Umber." Altenatively, for an extra charge I can spray paint your portrait - the best I can.
Of course, if this product is a little TOO EFFICIENT, I can regretfully offer something less efficient, that even lets a little light through. Of course you wouldn't really want that !