Springville Hardware

06/15/2026

Bad Joke Monday

I just saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him, "Sir, I don't think they've got what you're looking for."

06/08/2026

Bad Joke Monday

What kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear?

Just a paranormal jeans.

06/01/2026

Bad Joke Monday

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthesia.

He said, "Sure, knock yourself out."

05/25/2026

Bad Joke Monday

If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does father C sell?

Medicine.

05/19/2026

Art crawl is near! Always a fun afternoon!

Join Springville Center for the Arts, a walkable, all-ages celebration of art, music, performance, and community throughout historic Main Street in Springville. Centered around a juried art exhibit that places artwork inside local businesses and unexpected everyday spaces — “art in the hardware ...

05/18/2026

Bad Joke Monday

To stop ants from coming in your house, leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it and it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb into your walls.

The effect is call "lack toes in toddler ants."

05/16/2026

It's pageant day in Springville! Come see us before the parade and get 10% off all camp chairs!

05/11/2026

Bad Joke Monday

I told my wife "Did you know that Old Macdonald's farm has been taken over by Artificial Intelligence?"

Her: AI?
Me: AI.
Her: Oh

05/06/2026

Pro tip: Don't save a few cents just to give yourself a future headache.

Our area is known for its hard water, and a lot of homes have water softeners. They "soften" the water by using salt to pull out the calcium and iron. This makes for cleaner dishes and helps to extend the life of your plumbing fixtures and pipes.

When you buy bags of salt, make sure that it is 99.8% pure or better. That's the pile to the right in the photo. The left pile is 99.65% pure, and may save you a few cents, but it will cause a buildup of impurities in you holding tank, which causes problems with the system and leads to costly repairs.

We can install these systems and we always carry the salt you'll need to make them work. Plus, we've got a better deal than the big stores, and we'll load it in your car for you!

Give us a try. We think you'll be glad you did!

05/04/2026

Bad Joke Monday

My dog kept chasing people on a bike, so I took his bike away...

Then he just sat there in the yard and barked all day.

So I gave him his bike back, because his bark was worse than his bike.