The Handyman Can

02/24/2025

Forget that the floor is messed up. What if it was brand new... or carpet even... there's a certain amount of skill required to do this work with speed & dexterity without getting paint where it doesn't belong.

07/22/2024

Absolutely unbelievable!!!
(I only got a few of them...)

06/10/2024

I am a little bat. I do not suck your blood, and I definitely don't want to get stuck in your hair - that's just gross. If I should accidentally fly into your house, please don't hit me with cricket bats and brooms. It really hurts, and I am so scared. It was an accident; I didn't mean to scare you. I am just as scared as you are. I am fighting for my life, and you are just scared; it is not a fair fight.

Should I land on the floor, I can't get up again; I will need your help. Just use a towel and take me outside. I promise, I will fly away immediately. I eat mosquitoes and a lot of other pests that can harm your garden. Our homes are being torn down for more buildings, and we have limited places to go. So, if I do accidentally fly into yours, switch off your light and leave the outside light on with the door open. I promise, I will be out in a flash.

Kind regards,
Your tiny, little, harmless bat.

06/10/2024

When you have no life... & you're cutting up scrap lumber, leftover from a demo job, into tiny little pieces, to fit in a garbage bag... at 3am!!!

06/08/2024

When your boss sees you show up for work 3 states away with a new model vehicle & Good tools but doesn't understand why you're always broke... like... I must smoke crack or something with my paycheck. 😅😂🤣 Yeah, Gas, Tolls, Food, Tools & s**t cost money & I actually pay my bills!!!

06/04/2024

06/01/2024

Word to the wise: Pay attention to your credit card statements. When your 10,000 promotional balances expire & you paid everything off but there's still balances not covered... killer high interest remains. Better to take what savings you have & throw it at that balance. Monthly interest is like flushing your hard earned money down the toilet. It's painful to do (withdraw your savings to pay debt) but you must. Thanks for the lesson Home Depot.

05/12/2024

When will I learn to STOP Helping Others??? I have all new respect & understanding for my bosses/landlords. It's not because they are pieces of s**t that they are the way they are. No... they are just smarter than me, more experienced & have been burned trying to help people, they rather just spend money removing stuff from a renovation than waste time & aggregation dealing with the public & wasting time trying to give valuable stuff away for free. I get it now.

04/22/2024

"A friend grew up in New England where they
have pigeons. Apparently they hate them. He was always saying bad things about pigeons until I pointed something out that he never thought of before (as I am an educated bird lover & companion)"
"We domesticated pigeons. They are (nearly) all over the world because HUMANS BROUGHT THEM THERE. And, they were more than mere pets. They Carried Messages!!! People Raced Them. They lived spoiled lives as honored human companions for centuries!!! Then we got telephones and we threw them out like trash. Literally, we threw them away.
Their species had already been fully domesticated and they could not survive in the wild; they lost all their survival instincts during the centuries that they lived caged by people.
That's WHY They Live in Cities With PEOPLE Instead of in a Forest Somewhere. It's OUR Fault. And not only did we throw them away, but now humans curse them as "winged rats;" casting them out as pests.
But they don't know how to live without us and
their instincts tell them that they should trust us. So, they continue to come up to humans and beg for food, because it's the only survival skill left in their genes.
They Love Us Because they were Bred By Us to feel that way and yet "we hate them."

04/11/2024

Went through a solid month of hell trying to procure a very specific vehicle for a very special client. Having my clients blind faith & trust in me with thier hard earned money means the world to me as I strive to have an absolute impeccable reputation for serving my community. I love you all & it is my honor to serve you all. Till the next endeavor.

02/08/2024

This was a nightmare job for many reasons but I'm very proud of my work & how it turned out. Even more so... I know there's nothing this difficult client (my boss) can talk s**t about cause the slab is about 8" thick & you can drive a car on 4" (but let's see what he says when he sees it) lol.

02/07/2024

Ok, I'm looking to start a fight (with any of you) to see who's got the best job. I'm currently in a Rat & mold infested, former drug den, mixing bags & bags upon bags of cement by hand, rebuilding a boiler room foundation because Rats tunneled through it like swiss cheese & literally collapsed the entire concrete floor!!! Ok... You're turn... let's here about your job. 😝🤣 (If you're not up to your elbows in sewage... its not looking good for you.)