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Bored Botanist Welcome to the awesome realm of Bored Botanist! We're stoked you're here! Hey there, welcome to the awesome realm of Bored Botanist!

I'm stoked that you've landed on my page, where I indulge in everything plant-related. I've got a bunch of fun stuff lined up for you here, from hilarious videos and memes to flaunting the fantastic plants I have up for sale. So, kick back, relax, and let's dive into this wonderful plant extravaganza together! Amy, the Bored Botanist Plant mom, is the ones steering this ship, and my ultimate goal

is to create a kickass community centered around everything plant-related. So, whether you're a seasoned plant expert with an awe-inspiring green thumb or just starting out on your plant journey, I open our arms wide to welcome you to this awesome page. Speaking of awesome, when I stumble upon some sweet deals, I'll make sure to let you know. If you're nearby in Tehachapi, you can swing by and pick up your plant treasures from me. Don't worry if you're not in the area, though, I also ship out plants for your convenience. So, let's get this green party started!

Just posted an update video on my monstera shipment 🚚 from 3/15 It’s been a learning process dealing with plants on a la...
03/22/2024

Just posted an update video on my monstera shipment 🚚 from 3/15
It’s been a learning process dealing with plants on a larger scale than what I’m used to but they’re doing great so far! I do have an entire bucket I’m calling my ‘rehab’ bucket. 🪣 those monsteras are being a bit stubborn with rotting so they’re getting extra attention.

Im feel like some burnt toast right about now. Worked my first job at the funeral home for 5 hours and came straight hom...
03/16/2024

Im feel like some burnt toast right about now. Worked my first job at the funeral home for 5 hours and came straight home to unbox some i think ive been working for 11 hours today!!! Time to sleep 😴

03/13/2024

Plants come alive and party like it's spring break in the botanical world! 🌱 🎉 🌴 🍹


Now that’s a BIG albo! 🥹 I’d be a proud momma 💚🤍
03/07/2024

Now that’s a BIG albo!
🥹 I’d be a proud momma 💚🤍

Special Delivery 🚚 📦 Babies on the journey to their new homes 🥲🥳
03/05/2024

Special Delivery 🚚 📦

Babies on the journey to their new homes 🥲🥳

03/04/2024

Just stumbled upon a YT video from highlighting and his various forms of plants. Although, this is an excerpt from the original YT video, it is an exceptional watch in touching on the difference between & 🌱

Very informative! I love learning about plants, especially plants which are near and dear in my heart

💚🤍 I love the passion Kunzo has for his plants and great job to ‘Pretty in Green’ for capturing this 💚🤍

Happy y’all!

On a more positive note from my last post 😂, here’s a sweet angle on my I was laying in my room & this was my angle. I...
03/04/2024

On a more positive note from my last post 😂, here’s a sweet angle on my
I was laying in my room & this was my angle.
In the wild I’m sure we’d see monsteras from this angle a lot, but grown indoors we only see this if you’re a weirdo like I am and lay under your plants 😂

My large form is giving me some magic!! 🪄 we can’t see the yellow variegation quite yet, I haven’t had a new Aurea lea...
02/28/2024

My large form is giving me some magic!! 🪄 we can’t see the yellow variegation quite yet, I haven’t had a new Aurea leaf in 2 years so I can’t remember how long that takes… my guess is we’ll start to see her variegation in 2 weeks 🫣 🍃 💚💛💚

Y’all! I made it official yesterday. Official DBA AS BORED BOTANIST! I get to bakes to realize I had left my ID at home ...
02/24/2024

Y’all! I made it official yesterday. Official DBA AS BORED BOTANIST!

I get to bakes to realize I had left my ID at home running out of gas & phone dying, drive back to pick up Eddie and my ID (4 hours of driving)… make it back to the county clerk office before they closed early at 3… got some lunch cus I hadn’t eaten 😅 then back up the hill to Tehachapi to publish that in the paper (kill me on the 58, the freeway was a nightmare on a Friday afternoon) then driving back home and I realize I had a zoom meeting in 3 minutes 😂 FINALLY when all was said and done, I have my DBA, it’s being published, I got my TikTok shop created during that zoom and things have finally calmed down! I SLEPT IN today! I’m about to grab my coffee and get started on my MBA license (made by apes) and go check on my plants 🪴
Y’all, I haven’t ran around that stressed out since i was running the pizza shop 😅 it’s a feeling I actually love… it gives me a weird sense of purpose & accomplishment I swear 💯
🤜🤛 LFG this weekend🔥

02/11/2024

Enter for a chance to win a beautiful planter and bring some green vibes into your home! 🌿🏡✨

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