09/06/2026
Hometown Gardener 9/6/26 Labor Day weekend. I've been writing these for decades. In every one of the past Labor Days I have said, "It always rains at the lake on Labor Day weekend." No matter what lake you go to there will come a T'storm and force all of the ski crowd onto shore for a bit. I say this because The Rainmaker has a sense of humor and cannot resist all those flimsy tents and campfires. Near naked people will go and put clothes on when the wind blows and the temps drop. If you are a veteran camper you may remain outside in your bathing suit. Call it a cold shower?
I will never forget a time out on Lake Fork with my father-in-law Curly. We were across to the other side of the lake from the boat ramps fishing. There were other boats fishing nearby. Those guys had big bass boats with 100+ HP engines attached. Suddenly there was a roll of thunder. We looked behind us and saw a big dark cloud. We all continued to fish. When the wind picked up we knew the storm was going to hit us. The bass boats cranked up and were back at the docks before the rain got heavy. Curly's boat just had a 20 HP engine so we were chugging along when the main force of the storm was raining so hard it hurt when it hit. I took my hat off and held it in front of Curley's face so he could see enough to steer. When we finally hit the dock we immediately ran to the truck, started it and turned the heater on. We were shivering cold from the rain and and spray from the big waves. It had been quite warm that day. The storm, wind, and wet clothes had us near thermal collapse. We argued who was going to go back out and start the engine to load the boat on the trailer. I won. It was his boat.
Later, back at the house I heard him tell Nila he would never go fishing with that "diehard" again. Of course that was BS. We did fish together many more times. Curly and I were closer than I was with my real father. He ran Wichita Valley South and grew hundreds of trees and shrubs. I certainly would not have made it without his help.
Back to 2026... This year if it rains at any lake in North Texas you will be lucky. This was one of the hottest and driest Augusts ranked third in 100+ years of recorded weather. The gardening pages abound with heat stress related problems. Answers from fellow gardeners (some of them) border on the ridiculous. Guesses... Had one lady actually call me on the phone about English Ivy after getting guesses about fungi, grub worms, and such. She was so impressed with my common sense approach she will come in Monday to talk more and get a 50 lb. sack of molasses. I really don't know why it is called English Ivy but I do know that England is a much cooler and wetter climate than ours. Maybe it is native for them or maybe just got popular as a plant for them. BTW much of Europe is also in a heatwave with fire just like we are. Global warming is a man-made dilemma and it is up to us to fix it. Wichita Valley does not sell English Ivy.
For Monday (Labor Day) we will be offering free mulch to all who read this. Recycled chipped wood from local tree services. Everybody who comes in will be gifted. Our working class is one of the greatest assets this nation has to offer. Shame we are being over taxed and underpaid. Yet it has always been this way. Social Security does not offer a living wage to the working class. The rich get richer off our blood, sweat, and tears. Then our jobs get taken from us by robots and artificial intelligence??? God Bless those who sweep the floors (there are robots for that now too). God Bless those who pay taxes. The butcher, the baker, the candle stick maker.
Pray The Rainmaker returns to save us from this extended drought. I live in the country. Go drive and take a look. All plant life is suffering save for a few. Snow-on-the-Prairie (euphorbia marginata) is blooming right now in spite of it all. Milkweed vine (cyanchium laeve) is really putting on a show right now. Pollinators all over it. Some like hot and dry. Most don't. ALL will survive. Survival is what being a plant is all about. Remember these words about survival then maybe when you come home to your zinnias you won't feel too bad. They really should look a bit haggard right now.
Whatever the problem may be remember that hot and dry is the number one underlying cause. I am gonna cut this one short. All we that labor will have extra work come Tuesday. Stop by Wichita Valley and get your free mulch. We can fill your boat if you will allow us. Did you happen to notice the mosquitoes aren't bad? They need rain too. It was 108(f) on my recording thermometer. Eat well, sleep well, be well.
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