06/16/2026
The older I get, the more I realize I’m basically turning into a garage door opener.
A little slower in the mornings… making some interesting noises… sagging in places I didn’t know could sag… and occasionally refusing to work unless someone presses my buttons just right.
The difference is, when an old garage door opener starts showing signs of wear and tear, people replace it. When I start showing signs of wear and tear, I just buy a bigger shirt and pretend everything is fine.
If your garage door opener is aging as gracefully as I am, give us a call. We can replace yours… unfortunately, you’re on your own with the knees and back pain! 😂