Jonel Home Maintenance

Jonel Home Maintenance WE AIM TO MAINTAIN YOUR DREAM HOME

26/03/2025

Our dream's are still valid

05/01/2024

Am looking for a Maid
25 years old & above
She must be on 6 months family Planning.,
Starting Salary : K 4,000

DEAR MEN, sometimes I wonder where you draw your strength from. You stay months without buying clothes for yourself all ...
18/11/2023

DEAR MEN,
sometimes I wonder where you draw your strength from. You stay months without buying clothes for yourself all because you want to put food on the table. You stay hungry so that your family can eat and survive.

Sometimes you leave home with no direction but still be able to come back home with money. I know how you have derived yourself basic education so that your kids can have it. Your parents look up to you for survival whether you have a job or not. You just have to provide.

You pay huge bride price to marry a woman you love and end up taking care of her family, her siblings and even your very own.
You have to fight tirelessly for your mother, wife and kids.

Dear Men, May God bless you with long life and courage to go through each day.πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ

The dream is still valid,It's just a matter of time πŸ•›
27/05/2023

The dream is still valid,
It's just a matter of time πŸ•›

Cctv installation time
21/02/2022

Cctv installation time

Assembling time..
19/02/2022

Assembling time..

11/09/2021

If possible avoid situations that demands your explanations every time..

05/09/2021

FUTURE WIFE APPLICATION FORM

Full names:__________________________
Surname:___________________________
ID No:______________________________
Age:_______________________________
Residential Address:___________________
___________________
___________________
Drivers License:______________________
Criminal Record:______________________

Can You walk in heels?:_________________
Monthly Salary?:______________________
Profession:__________________________
Height:_____________________________
Complexion:_________________________
Favorite Bible verse:___________________

In 800 words explain why do you want to be my wife____________________________________________________________________________

DECLARATION:

I________________ hereby swear that I'll never cheat on you. I'll remain loyal,respectful, caring and honest to you till D*ath Do Us Apart. I also promise to unfriend my male bestie, I'll never talk to my male friends/colleagues except for work issue. I'll give you eight rounds of s*x each and everyday whenever the situation.

Sworn on_______day of_____2021

Applicant Signature:___________________
Parents Signatures:____________________
____________________
Witness Signature 1:___________________
Witness Signature 2:___________________
Pastor Signature:_____________________
Ex Signature:___________________

APPLICATION FORM MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AFFIDAVIT AND k1000 JOINING FEE MUST BE ATTACHED
CLOSING DATE: 18 September 2021 which is my birthdayπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

05/09/2021

Yesterday, I met my ex in a store kissing her new boyfriend in front of me, I was watching them. she saw😎 me then she kissed him more and asked me what I was doing here?.
I told her my wife is pregnant 🀰 and I am here to buy baby 🀱 stuffs and I am very very happy🀣. I spoke as if she asked how i was feeling. I proceeded in the store as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps, baby trawler, bicycle, baby wears and etc. then I called an uber πŸš“ and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt good!.
The issue now is; if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, diapers, baby seat, soaps and sponge at affordable prices.
Please HELP me, l was supposed to go and pay our compound electricity and water bill with the money..😭😭
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07/07/2021

A man who cries for a woman doesn't know were they sell beers

08/04/2021



1. Do not despise anybody based on their present state because tomorrow is mystery.
2. When people choose to walk away from you let them walk! Your destiny is never tied to them that left you.
3. Help where you can and don't expect anything in return.
4. Treat other's well because you will not know who will help you tomorrow.
5. Forgive because you will need forgiveness one day too.
6. Do not wish bad things to happen to other's because one day you'll also be in a fate.
7. Be careful the seeds you plant because one day you'll reap them or your children will.

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Choma

Opening Hours

Monday 08:00 - 17:00
Tuesday 08:00 - 17:00
Wednesday 08:00 - 17:00
Thursday 08:00 - 17:00
Friday 08:00 - 14:00
Saturday 08:00 - 13:00

Telephone

+260970030907

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