No Worry House Watching

01/08/2026

When you realize that each day is not one more day. It's one less. You will start giving more value to the things that truly matter.

12/15/2025

12/09/2025

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.

Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he said, "OK, you can ask for something but it has to be for someone other than yourself. What do you want for Christmas?"

"Something for my mother," said the young lady.

"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you," smiled Santa, "What do you want me to bring her?"

Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law."

12/01/2025

And to my children, I leave my drawer full of installation manuals for appliances we no longer own.

10/02/2025

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy. Or something like that. I didn't read the whole article.

09/30/2025

WAKE UP!
It's time for your morving exercise:
Ready? Up, down, up, down, up, down...
GOOD! Now the other eyelid!

09/21/2025

"You might not be the dumbest guy in the world, but you better hope he doesn't die."

09/20/2025

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary?
And on the Virgin Isles?
Same thing - not one canary there either!