03/16/2026
It has come to our attention that armadillos have officially made their way into our area 👀
So if you wake up and find mysterious holes in your yard, before accusing your lawn guy, your dog, or your teenager… consider the possibility that a tiny armored tank worked the night shift 🛡️🌙
For those unfamiliar, an armadillo is basically nature’s way of saying, “What if we gave a possum body armor and let it dig wherever it wants?”
They’re a little awkward-looking, and apparently very confident in their landscaping abilities.
Please report all sightings… or at least take a picture, because honestly it still sounds made up
😂
https://www.wunc.org/2026-03-10/armadillos-in-the-triangle?fbclid=IwZnRzaAQlQ3RleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeFUpHvzjvBnNzBnJIjD0W9PupQ3nIyrVmOm4WQzJwd55PiuzIoS74nMjG2Q4_aem_o1oNEkYfVU1YGPw-3tlFuA
The official state small mammal of Texas is rapidly spreading across North Carolina. Scientists say armadillos likely will be in all 100 counties within the next 10 to 15 years.