11/05/2026
Dear Shovel,
We need to talk.
We’ve shared a lot of cold, dark mornings, you and me. You were always there by the door, waiting. Loyal. Dependable. A little heavy.
But I’ve met someone.
It clears the driveway on a schedule while I sleep. It handles deep, wet snow down to -30°C. And if it gets stuck, it gets itself out. No early alarm. No frozen fingers.
It’s not you. It’s me. (And honestly, my back.)
Take care of yourself.
P.S. You can keep the corner of the garage. 💛
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