08/21/2026
We asked our 2-year-old to explain the family business.
Her answer: “It’s… it’s… the color is black.”
Technically correct. Bold strategy. We’re allowing it.
(For anyone over the age of 3 who’s still confused: The Hitched Kitchen is a mobile kitchen trailer — full range, oven, fridge, the works — delivered to driveways across Western New York for renovations, events, and emergencies. She left out those details.)
Tag someone whose toddler would give an equally professional answer. 😂