11/01/2026
🖤🥀 Dearest Lady Cadaverina,
Your deliciously wicked summons has been received, and naturally, I wouldn’t dream of missing an evening filled with fine dining, scandalous secrets, and the possibility of a well-dressed co**se.
I shall arrive dressed to kill—figuratively, of course. Although one must never rule anything out.
As for my mysterious past, I prefer to let the rumors speak for themselves. The truth is far more dangerous.
And regarding my spouse… darling, I stopped trusting him long before you thought to warn me. 💋
Do save me a seat near the drama and far from the evidence.
Until death do us party.
With wicked kisses and deadly intentions,
Morticia Nightshade 🥀🖤
P.S. I do hope the w**e is red. Very red. 🍷